Points System: Make a Woman Happy

Here's the truth: "Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects." -Source: across.co.nz

Simple Obligations
You'll get points if:

• you make the bed

Points are subtracted when:

• You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets
• You leave the toilet seat up

Social Engagements
Points are subtracted when:

• You stay for a while, then chat with a college drinking buddy

Her Birthday
You'll get points if:

• You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar

Points are subtracted when:

• You just take her out to dinner
• It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team

Communication
You'll get points if:

• When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes
• You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV

Points are subtracted when:
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep


Be careful guys! Remember that your rule is to make the woman happy!